So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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