I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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