Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?