: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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