Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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