white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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