don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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