so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.