We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral