Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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