it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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