perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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