come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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