Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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