Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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