I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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