Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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