we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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