google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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