Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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