Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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