Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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