I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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