I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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The air was thick with penises
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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