is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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