someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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