I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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