the new term for farting is butt boxing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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