How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My penis needs a shock collar
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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