What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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