I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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