hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
