I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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