And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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