As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.