Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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