Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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