everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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