Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"