okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.