There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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