I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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