I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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