Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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