Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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