its not stalking. its research.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes