@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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