I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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