what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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