If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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