A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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