i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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