don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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